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Sunday, January 6th, 2008

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J-Love Hewitt to Playboy: I Have Self Esteem Left

Saturday, January 5th, 2008

Jennifer Love Hewitt is comfortable in her skin but she doesn’t want to bare all in Playboy. Her rep tells usmagazine.com, “there was an offer, but she declined.”

Wow. There must be some kind of alarm that goes off at Playboy when a celebrity’s self esteem falls to a certain point. A bell rings loudly then a group of men in black suits and Ray Bans slide down poles into a garage filled with black suburbans. Everybody’s got wireless head sets and uses code names like “Agent SaggyBoobs.”

Lily Allen Likes Anal Sex

Saturday, January 5th, 2008

According to Showbizspy.com:

Naughty songstress Lilly Allen has admitted she has anal sex with Chemical Brother boyfriend Ed Simons.
The pop star, famous for hits Smile and LDN, made the shocking revelation to her father after he questioned whether she had slept with the 37-year-old.

Lily, the daughter of actor Keith Allen, said:
“I was with mum dad, his wife and my sister. We were all sitting round and I said my nipples really hurt today.
“My dad’s wife said maybe you’re pregnant. I said no I’m not pregnant and my dad went: ‘Are you telling me you and your boyfriend have had sex?’
“I said: ‘Well yes but I didn’t think you could have sex by having it in the bum bum!’
“I thought I would write a song about it that goes: ‘I didn’t know you could get pregnant from the bum bum’.”

American model angry because of commercial

Friday, January 4th, 2008

A not so expensive American model demands 5 million dollars from the company szul.com because she was shown in a commercial performing erotic moves, and making erotic sounds, while she did not agree with this.

The jewelry seller szul.com shows her in a commercial making orgasm-like suggestive acts.

View the video:

Lindsay Lohan is a Nymphomaniac!

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan is a Nymph! Her ex boyfriend Riley Giles tells the following to newsoftheworld.uk

“Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night. We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys. I couldn’t believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked. We’d barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other’s clothes off. Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round. She has great curves but her belly is nice and flat and toned. We couldn’t get enough of each other.”

Here is another fact any Ex-Boyfriend would be proud of:

Lindsay quit coke & got hooked on sex with me

Young guy has sex with asphalt

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

A guy from England got caught when he tried to make love with the asphalt.

Steven Marshall came to that point because of alcohol and medicin abuse. Shocked car drivers saw Stephen masturbate on the street.

They said that on one given moment he wanted more, and started trying to penetrate the asphalt. With his pants on his knees he started making much saying moves.

Those English keep on getting weirder!

Mall Santa groped by woman!

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice.

A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him.

“The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted,” police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint.

Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. She was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3.

Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles.

A call seeking comment from Lamy was answered by a recording Tuesday morning. A woman later called back and said: “It’s a false report and I don’t have any idea.”

Police did not give the name of the disconcerted Santa, but they said he is 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him. “He was apparently shocked and embarrassed by the whole incident,” Myles said.

A man who teaches hundreds of prospective Santas a year — “Santa Tim” Connaghan, president of RealSantas.com — said he’s never heard of a similar incident, though it’s not unusual for adults to want to pose with Santa.

“I’ve had some very nice ladies sit on my lap,” said Connaghan, who did not train the Danbury Fair Santa. “Once in a while they’ll say ‘I hope Mrs. Claus isn’t going to be upset.’ You have to be discreet and kind and say ‘Oh no, she’ll be OK. You can sit here, but only for one photo.”‘

A spokeswoman for Cherry Hill Photo, the company that coordinates Santas for Danbury Fair, declined to comment Tuesday.

(Copyright ©2007 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

Dannii Minogue thinks her boobs are too big!

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

She hates it that her boobs, wich are “enhanced in a hospital” are now too big!

Dannii says she now has problems with her work outs. But, Danni can still walk and swim, walking fast is no longer possible.

“Jogging? No thats impossible for me now, I would get some black eyes!”, Dannii said.

Stay tuned, maybe we will hear more of this big boobed sister of Kylie later.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is still a sexist!

Friday, December 7th, 2007

Arnold Schwarzenegger has been accused of sexual harassment countless times, and it seems like those experiences have not changed his view of women one bit.

The governor of California tells Entertainment Tonight about his wife, Maria Shriver:

“She has big responsibilities being the first lady, author of all of those books, taking care of the family, and taking care of me. She has her hands full. If you have a family and you have children, you know that the women actually end up doing much more of the work than the guys do.”

Whats wrong with Arnold?

Britney blackmails Paris with lesbian movie!

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

The ‘Gimme More’ singer, who fell out with Paris at Britney’s 26th birthday celebrations on Sunday, sent the hotel heiress a letter warning her she has an X-rated tape of Paris. A source said: ‘The letter claims the tape shows footage of Paris locking lips with one of Britney’s female friends at a party. It warns Paris that if she continues being rude to people, the footage will be leaked online.’ The note ended with Britney and her friends telling Paris they look forward to hearing back from her.

It’s kinda strange. We have seen far worse things from Paris! Why would she care about this?